About Us

Don't be an ass
If we offended you with the first rule. We're glad we got it out of the way
We don't mind course language. But someone else might. Maintain low tones
No children at the bar... They're angry drunks
Don't talk about Fight Club
We're not going to repeat rule #5
Do not address your bartender as any of the following: beertender, tarbender, mixologist, champ, sport, nurse, beer wench, toots, baby, etc. Ask for our name and we'll be happy to tell you
If you choose to break rule #7, we reserve the right to call you "Miss Jackson" (that's right, we're nasty)
We love talking about our bar, but if you begin a sentence with, "you know what you should do..." stop. We don't come to your house and tell you where to put the couch. If we listened to everyone with a bright idea, you'd be eating a fried bologna sandwich served by a singing waiter on roller skates in a cowboy hat and sitting next to a black lit cage dancing monkey
Whoever said there are no stupid questions was stupid
Whoever said the customer is always right was probably wrong a lot
Dont touch the staff. Respect our personal space and remember, we have easy access to knives
Relax, have fun, and laugh a little. It will keep you young.